In honor of Mother's Day...

"Mother to Teenager on Sunday Morning:
     I believe I heard the clock strike one when you came in last night.
Teen:  Well, I know how much you need your sleep, so it was going to strike ten but I stopped it at one chime.?  author unknown

"I hope I look as good as my mother does when I reach the age she says she isn't."  author unknown

"God could not be everywhere, and therrefore he made mothers."  Jewish proverb

"There's no such thing as a nonworking mother."  by Hester Mundis

"My mother phones daily to ask, "Did you just try to reach me?" When I reply no, she adds, "So, if you're not too busy, call me while I'm still alive,"...and hangs up."
by Erma Bombeck

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!