Here are some funny excerpts from a book I was given: "The Best Darn Real Estate Columns Ever (According to My Mom)" by David S. Jones. These are supposed to be real comments from real lease clients to their landlords/property managers...
"The toilet is blocked, and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared."
"Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk? Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant."
"I requrest your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen."
"Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in 3 pieces."
Well, I laughed :)