This Month's Smile: Halloween Tips

Based on classic scare flicks, these tips are inspired by halloween-online.com:

• Never read about summoning demons. Especially out loud.

• Don’t buy video games that open the gates of Hades. If you do this by accident—run.

• If the mysterious motel doesn’t have other guests, there’s a reason. Don’t check in. Leave. Now.

• If your friend suddenly begins to hiss, develops a fascination for blood, has glowing eyes, and is getting increasingly hairy, better find a new friend. Quickly.

• If you’re running from a monster, expect to fall several times. You may be faster than it is, but know this: It WILL catch you.