HERE IT IS! That Fix-R-Upper you've been dreaming of from watching HGTV! Yes, you've been wanting to invest in these "Handyman Specials," so come and get it while supply lasts! This one needs some TLC throughout and I know you can't wait to be the one who does the work! Come take a gander and fulfill that dream to be a real estate tycoon! Then notify the TV shows and let them know of your skill! YOU can be a Star, as this home is sold "AS-IS, WHERE-IS, TOGETHER WITH ALL FAULTS KNOWN, UNKNOWN OR OTHERWISE." So don't just sit there, do it! Ready . . . set . . . GO! Set up a showing today . . . but HURRY! And by the way . . . notice that these words, although enticing, do not say "hey lowballers . . . bring your lowest offer!" On the contrary . . . the seller wants her price!! Bring it!
Disclaimer: Lot configuration and dimensions are estimates, not based on personal knowledge and come from a third party (Digital Map Products); therefore, you should not rely on the estimates and perform independent confirmation as to their accuracy